Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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