I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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