ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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