Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Randomize
