Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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