handjob tips. give me some.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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