She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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