Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Damn victory sex feels great
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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