some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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