Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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