well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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