Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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