so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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