Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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