I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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