i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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