i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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