Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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