but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Randomize
