I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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