She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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