I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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