ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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