this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
My breasts were aching with rage.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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