So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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