That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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