I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
