If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
