yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
She's the barista slut.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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