My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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