Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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