that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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