is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Randomize
