Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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