Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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