Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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