If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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