The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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