You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize
