are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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