it wasn't lemon gatorade
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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