We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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