He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Im part way to drunk.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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