did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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