Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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