what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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