She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
