I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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