I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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