Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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