You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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