Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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