How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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