Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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