even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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