Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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