I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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